My psychiatrists all think I’m doing great
Although I’ve had some problems with psychiatry, my islamic reforms are judged with a lot of enthusiasm by psychiatrists.
My first psychiatrist asked me once: “You’ve said you’re Jesus, haven’t you?”.
I replied: “That’s what friends tell me in the pub.”.
“That is a delusion, do you understand?”. I did not reply.
On another occasion he said: “Kafirs are muslim women, because they cover their hair.”.
“I was planning to decipher the quran but I haven’t gotten around to it yet.”.
“If you do that, I’ll call you ‘sir’.”.
“Why not now?” Seeing as I had already done some interesting things.
“You have to earn it.”.
My second psychiatrist was a dumbass. I don’t know how he managed to get qualified as a psychiatrist, but he was dim-witted.
Around 2011 my case manager informed me that the ‘Jesus’ stuff wasn’t considered a problem anymore by the psychiatrists.
Third psychiatrist:
I sent him an e-mail with a link to an article I had written for krapuul.nl called: “The Holy city of Karachi.”.
He said it was: “Entirely rational.”. I said I had moved the hajj to Istanbul, because if I would ever travel somewhere (I won’t) it would be Istanbul. My psychiatrist wholeheartedly agreed.
I went to a smaller organisation for a bit and the psychiatrist there said she understood I wanted to make a more “peaceful world” with a “friendlier quran translation” but she was worried about my stress levels.
I told my fourth psychiatrist: “If I am to reform islam, people will have to fear me.”. He replied: “Of course, otherwise they won’t do what you say.”.
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